With what we pay in taxes this service should be included.....

Never Ever did I think........

I would ever say the following as a mother: 

No Rito! Do NOT put your maracas in the central vac outlet!

Toddler Batteries Chart

One of my favorite bloggers is Secret Agent Josephine. She writes these long posts about her life living in her rented home on the beach with her talented photographer husband and cute little Baby Bug. I am usually envious of her trips to Starbucks and Sprinkles Cupcake Bakery but today I have another reason to be envious. She has put into pictures and graphs what I have spent HOURS trying to explain to people. 

Behold the Toddler Batteries Chart. A sheer work of genius.  

Toddler Batteries

Thanks to Brenda for letting me add it to my blog. Even the times are almost bang on for Rito's daily performances. I may be giving this chart to everyone that takes care of my little guy. 

Ambien and Napien - The Simpsons.

For reasons known to me and a few others, I found these stupid funny. Homer gets all hopped up an Ambien and turns into a zombie. Watch them in order.

If I melted in your mouth

And not in your hand, I would look like this: 

Try it for yourself at become an m&m.

I love a funny video

Baby with Kung Fu Face



David Letterman's Best Top 10 List This Year

More funny stuff.....

This parent has some skill, and the kid has some serious patience to let the parents do this all day....



A week or two ago I posted the Pearl the Landloard video. Now here are the out-takes.

This idiot thinks it is a horse

watch the clip, I am too tired to blog and too fried to even try. Be back tomorrow.